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As regular readers have realized,  my bijanxed knee is keeping me from enjoying the snow (which I’m told has been fantastic) so the posting around here has slowed.  But in an effort to cure boredom, and keep this place from becoming stale, I have been searching for material to write about.  Graham suggested another neighborhood profile, but my current neighborhood lacks the quirks of the old one, so I’ll have to hold out on that for a bit.  I’ve considered documenting vanity plates, but I never seem to have my camera handy and tales of 1BADPT and MY24CR aren’t nearly as cool as pictures.  But yesterday in an attempt to avoid reading about skiing, I began some ratebeer reminiscing.  After stumbling upon old stories of smuggling a Founders keg into Canada, and reading certain memorable ratings  I realized I’d forgotten the fact that my local brewers provide me with all the material I ever need.

Despite being in this sites title, and a low level of drunkenness pervading most the activities I mention around here, it’s been a few years since I’ve written anything about beer.  That said,  I’m currently trying to limit my booze intake, as alcohol consumption seems to stiffen my knee. And after taking some time to re-read my friends vintage ratings, I don’t think my ratings of the current Anchorage offerings  can live up to the lofty standards we set back in ’02. I still feel more beer ratings should read like this:

“All hopped up like Carlton Banks in the Fresh Prince episode where Will has speed in his locker during a high school dance. A golden-orange color, a little on the lighter side. Not my favorite style, but it’s decent”

Or this gem:

“Roasty smell with coffee aroma, a deep brown like a high school freshman’s first dime bag it. A very light head. The fire department was too late, it is oh so burnt and i like it. “

The other problem I have with pivoting to beer talk is that I’m also particularly ashamedthat I have yet to write anything about  Zach’s new brewery in Portland, despite seeing it being mentioned in numerous articles over the past couple of weeks.  But last night, with memories of  the New Basement and that Brettanomyces obsessed trip to Montreal fresh in my mind a spotted a bottle of Anchorage Galaxy White IPA inside a BrownJug cooler and the words, “bottled with Brett” caught my eye.  With my a craving for something sour I figured I’d test my taste buds and see what I could do with my first beer rating in 4 or 5 years.  Results bellow.

3.7 Aroma: 8 Apperanace:4 Flavor 5 Body: 5 Overal 15

Very floral hop aroma with some dry yeast and wood smells that have me thinking of a midwestern bar on a crisp fall day.  Pours with a large head that dissipates to a frothy 1/4″ of white cream.  Straw yellow and cloudy.  Not much of the sourness I was expecting, opens up with some bready malt, and rounded hops, and finishes with a sharp dose Brett bitterness.  Wonderfully balanced body and lively feel.  Very interested in trying their other beers now.

I dislocated my patella, posting will be at a significantly reduced rate.

No actual pictures or video of last weekends wedding, but a couple videos of some of the weeks festivities have  made it online so I might as well put them up as relief from the recent sailing theme around these parts.  Above is a video Scott put together of our trip down 6 Mile Creek  with Chugach Outdoor Center.  Bellow are Wilsons’ attempts to break up our post wedding hangovers with some homemade model rockets (plastic water bottles and duct tape) which struggled to make it 100 feet in the air.  Good times.

I’ve been realizing that while I have posted hundreds of pictures of the places I visit in my free time, I have thusfar failed to post anything that would enlighten the handful of non-Alaskan readers as to what it looks like here in town where I somewhat unfortunately spend most of my time.  This may, if I feel ambitions,  become a continuing series throughout the remainder of the summer.  I’ll start out with a basic rundown of what people drive who live near me drive.

First up is my local liquor store clerk Vinny, who protects his Mustang with a parking cone.  Although his car has been hit on numerous occasion by his own drunken clientele, he still refuses to park behind the store.  He considers the parking cone a double win, not only is it protecting his front bumper, but it also brings increased attention to his beloved car.

The El Camino enjoys enormous popularity amongst my neighbors.  This house,  previously featured around here for their incredible no trespassing sign, always proudly parks their El Camino in their driveway, and commonly stores 4 wheelers, Dirt Bikes, strange plastic vats, or extension ladders in the back bed.  Since taking this picture this house’s inhabitants have acquired an additional El Camino (forest green) that came with a white topper.

Again, here is a pair of dueling El Caminos a 5 minute walk from my house.  The broken early 90s wood trim television in the back is worthy of a couple of extra points.

The El Camino is so loved in this little neighborhood some people have even branched out and purchased a copycat Dodge Rampage 22, a model I never knew existed.

This is the local Ice cream truck that I would love to claim was driven by a pedophile if it wasn’t actually driven by a large women with huge 80s rocker hair.  While listening to this thing as it wanders through the streets near my house playing it’s stupid tune I’ve become convinced that someone driving around blasting metal and selling cigarettes and booze out of a pickup truck would make a lot more money then this women trying to take a couple quarters from the kids.

In what must be the worst omission I can think of, the Smithsonian has failed to honor NHLPA 93 in it’s The Art of Video Games exhibition.  Worst decision ever, I couldn’t be more upset.

Hunter got some nice video of crashing my snowmobile Sunday, midway through a gorgeous sunny day in Whittier.  Enjoy, and if your still bored, Tom has a little bike action from Salt Lake to share,  and the story of a snowmachiner being rescued from a crevasse makes for good reading.

Dog cut a slideSo, after suffering in the office all day, I’d made up my mind to get some front range skiing in this evening.  While getting dressed Wilson arrived from Alyeska and decided to join Sue and I in our plan to head up to Arctic Valley.  Unfortunately, the gate just past the golf coarse was shut, rendering Arctic Valley inaccessible so we went up Hiland Road thinking Harp would deliver some nice early evening light.  Both Wilson and I were pretty suspect of the snow, and decided on a mellower shot that looked to have slid recently.  It skied fantastic, both Wilson and I cruised to the bottom without incident.  Unfortunately, Sue (the dog) decided to head lookers right into a rocky wind loaded area that popped.  She swam to the lookers left and was all but out of it when it propagated further and she got slammed again.  Thankfully, despite tumbling numerous times she kept up the doggy paddle and escaped to the lookers right just as the slide was settling and quickly ran over to us.  We’re thinking this might be Sue’s last day skiing for the year.  My shot of the slide from lower in the valley is posted bellow, sorry about the poor quality pictures, all I had was my GoPro and I didn’t have any video either.shot from lower down the valley(click for big)

Jai Alai can't be fixed or they wouldn't play so aggressivelySo a night of playing the 2-5-7 Q Box at Dania Jai Alai has got me hooked.  The racquetball – horse racing – keno like combination makes for fascinating sport.  The heckling of the pelotaris (who’s every mistake is greeted as proof of being on the take) by physically upset degenerate gamblers adds a touch of comedy to the occasion.  Enjoy the videos, and if you find yourself in Florida check it out, the relative scarcity of the sport makes it unlikely a single experience will send your  life careening into a Jai Alai handicapping abyss.

If anyone was wondering about the lack of posts I’m in Abaco, doing they type of important research in which I  discover that the only Bahamian bill without a mustache is the 5.

Enough with the blue skies of September Labor Day skiing, now its time for some early season “real” skiing in which mostly results in copious amounts of hiking and little skiing.  This years snow pack which has slowly crept down the mountains has made for great early skiing in Crow Pass.  Usually hiking up Crow Pass in the winter results in risking your life in a horrible terrain trap but this year, with the snow situation it has been safe.  As you can see in the pictures, the early season terrain on the Jewel, Milk, and Raven glaciers in Crow Pass will get the mind skiing activated and further cloud your decision making on where you want to ski this winter.

I was back in Michigan a couple of weeks ago to see the family and watch the WMYA regatta (The Westerns) on Spring Lake.   As the regatta rotates between various clubs, and since I now live in AK I hadn’t seen the Westerns at Spring Lake, my home yacht club, since 1993.  It was a fantastic time, which I really don’t have then energy to attempt to describe around these parts.  Anyway, in between beers and rum drinks I put my GoPro on my cousin Charlie’s tiller for a race and the results were pretty encouraging.  I’ve edited a bit but tried to keep the more critical tacks, jibes, and rule 42 violations.  Enjoy the race.

Since moving to AK my summers have lacked time on sailboats.  Yesterday, after a morning of World Cup games Hunter and I drove up to Big Lake for the Alaska Sailing Club open house.  We were greeted by the commodore the moment we stepped out of the car, and were given a brief tour of the facilities before heading out for a short sail on a Buccaneer 18, the fleet they race up there.  While out on the water hunter played around with his GoPro for a bit, opening up a lot possibilities.  Some footage from the A Scow Nationals has given me a number of ideas for some sailing videos, but so far I only have the short clip from yesterday bellow, enjoy.  I also have to mention that everyone at the Alaska Sailing Club was incredibly friendly, although they drink quite a bit less then you’d see at a Michigan Yacht Club.  Anyway, great times, hopefully I can make it for a Wednesday night race or two out there.

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